The best comes when two guys in suits that are obviously drunk out of their gord sit at the table previously occupied by the irate lady's party. We heard them talking about Bear Stearns, and we we generally talking about selling things on eBay anyway. So we suggested to sell Bear Stearn's stock on eBay amongst us at our table, since that's about all it's worth at this point. One guy laughed behind us, and a few seconds later, we hear a loud thud. The other guy had FALLEN OFF HIS SEAT. The waitress obviously asked them to leave at that point.
Later, the waitress came over and told us that the gentlemen had attempted to pay for the beer with his cell phone - holding it out like it was cash or something!
Other insightful things that we learned is that Craigslist is good for exactly two things in NYC (well, maybe more) - finding an apartment or receiving stolen property.
That qualifies as the highlight of my week.


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